Hahahahahahahahaha.

So. I'm bored. And decided to Google how people have gotten asked to homecoming. I know I sound pretty lame. But not as lame as these kids:

Put Hershey's kisses in the front doorway of their house. "Now that I've kissed the ground you walk on, will you go to homecoming with me?"

Sugar Daddy, Please don't Snicker. Will you like to go out with me to homecoming. I always wanted to go with you, since you're such a BIG HUNK. Love, Your Sugar Baby. (Or make up your own message. Some good candies to use: Oh! Henry, Nerds, Zero, Chuckles, Milky Way, M & M's, Mars, Mamba, Skor, Lifesavers, Sweetarts, Almond Joy, Mounds, Hot Tamales, etc.)

Have someone dressed up like Moses deliver the invitation worded like the 10 commandments--e.g. Thou shalt have no other dates before me, Thou shalt be ready at 7 pm on the 23rd of May, 1999.

Write the invitation like an airplane itinerary and deliver with a bag or peanuts or pretzels and an toy airplane.

In the middle of a conversation stare at her. shell be like what? Say
"well i was just wondering... uh.. wanna go to homecoming with me?"

Hahahahahahaha.

XOJM